Written by me, Jo Burke and illustrated by my husband Phillip Price. 

“I wanted to create classic children’s books full of love, wit and charm. I love going into schools and inspiring children to read books, write, and be creative. My characters, verses and stories are unique and will bring a smile to your face whilst celebrating inclusivity and diversity.”  

I am an author, actor and comedian. My debut comedy book 'iScream' reached No.17 on Amazon and continues to receive five-star reviews. I wrote, produced and performed five, four-star, Edinburgh Festival shows  and was a “So You Think That’s Funny?” finalist. I regularly run creative writing and confidence workshops for adults too.

One of fourteen funny verses from 'Standing on Custard'

How many sheep can you find in the above image?

One of fourteen funny verses from 'Cocka-Poodle-Do'

Excerpt from 'A Squirrel's Tail'

Excerpt from 'Molly, Chip and the Chair'

Phillip, Phil or Phyllis, as I call him, is an artist, photographer and teacher. He has been published by Hodder Education and ZigZag Publications for a number of educational resources. Follow his stunning oil on canvas and photorealistic pencil artwork on Instagram or Facebook. 

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Feel free to browse and buy our original books, art and gifts online via our virtual shop or visit us in the real world at: 

Custard HQ at 42 The Old High Street, Folkestone CT20 1RN

We also run beginners art and creative writing workshops so drop us an email to register your interest.

 Before you go click here to see people running on custard!